Some of us thought we’d never see the day when.
We could log on to the internet to find a date or love match for our pets. This is a nice twist on normal dating sites and a great marketing tool for businesses to mix things up a bit. Of course, we all know this is simply a clever metaphor for unattractive individuals who are too shy to post their own photo. It’s a simple task where they simply replace their own photo with their pets, since there is clearly a close resemblance. It’s a stepping stone for ultra-shy wallflowers that might otherwise use their weekend to give their beagle a bubble bath.
When filling out their profile, their biggest decision is whether or not to tick the box that says «has one annoying and embarrassing habit of riding legs». Trust me when I tell you this is not an alluring profile read. This will definitely not get them laid in the long run, but their pooch would be more than happy to be matched up for a park walk and leg hump date. Looking on the bright side of things, it’s at least a comforting feeling that your potential match will also smell like dog or will surely be in need of a large lint roller during your date. Yes, that quintessential perfect date that consists of long walks on the beach while picking up dog doo doo is one that everyone seems to long for.
Pet dating sites give pet lovers who want to find their soul mate a great place to network with others who have that so called animal attraction. Date my pet is just one example of these kinds of pet dating sites. It’s a great way to save time for busy people who want to meet a date while walking their dog. They can essentially kill two birds with one stone. But, little do they know that fate has yet another cruel twist of fate in store for them. Upon meeting at the park, they discover that the beautiful photo they’ve been admiring online of that purebred pedigree has an owner who’s like ugly on an ape. What’s a pet lover to do? Just haul out a completely plausible excuse such as «Please excuse me, but I have to go iron my dog!» and bag ass out of there.
For pete’s sake.
This online dating craze has even found a niche for cat lovers only. They might as well use a cheesy tagline that says «Sign up now and meet the man of your dreams, he could be your next «Cats a nova». I guess in the end, there’s a dating service that is tailored to everyone’s unique needs and this one is no exception. If this is your thing, why not consider at a pet lovers dating site. I’m sure you’ll feel better when you can find someone to love your ugly mug and you’re overly talkative Persian as well.
Tiersa is a writer for www. datingsite. org where they provide advice, tips and reviews of today top dating sites. She doesn’t take herself to seriously and her articles give a humorous and tongue-in- cheek look at some of today’s modern dating dilemma’s.